May 2013
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i hate nice people
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
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dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
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Watchthaothaothecow:
Hunger Games during track meet 4/26/12 featuring Alex and Michelle as tributes. Esther as the dead girl. Sarah as commentary. It took us two times and they were both fails, so I combined them. The second time we had to stop because Marty started yelling at us.. It’s a you had to be there thing.. heh.
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
carbonated-milk:
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
ap binder night is my favorite night!!!
stardust-and-petrichor:
scrollingvaguelydownwards:
theneverendingdrums:
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
#sinful
stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
Maybe you missed the joke - it took me a sec too
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1 tag
deluxemycroft:
maybe I can watch this entire season in an hour
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
countessnoir:
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
You wouldn’t believe how many people I knew in highschool who would just take a 0 instead of getting up to present lol.
poopflow:
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
what did the rope say to the other rope?
can you knot
sorryforpartybarackin:
vriska-serkitty:
sorryforpartybarackin:
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
babyferaligator:
vectoriuhh:
babyferaligator:
did you guys hear about the dude that got the entire left side of his body cut off?
he’s all right now
no he’s dead
gutsmanschoiceass:
necrophilofthefuture:
did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
#i told u no running in my goddamn lobby
ibrokethestars:
that one friend that’s exactly like you
but better
twatsmussen:
ohsnapitsnik:
sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
April 2013
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